Aur Dekh Apni Maa Nu
Kisi ka Accident dekne pr Expressions in
U.S.A :- Oh My God!
Arrbi :- O La La
Australia :- Got a Hit
Paris:- oh shit
London:- oh No,
Indian.. Ram ram.
PAk:- Oo vajeya e anni da.
Hor vekh apni maa nu mur mur kay
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1082 views
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