pathan to dukandar

pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb

dukandar:what is black bulb

pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon

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