Dost tere girl friend ka phone aya tha
Keh reahe the koi pathar se na mare meray dewane ko
Bomb ka zamana hay ura do sale ko

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 575 views

Sardar Police-Station Aya

Sardar Police-Station Aya R Bola:
Mujhe Arest Krlo
Mene Apni BV K Sr Pe Dnda Mara Hy,

Police:
Wo Mar Gai Kia?

Sardar:
Nhi Wo To Bach Gai,
Hun Meri Khair Nai.:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

biwi ki soch

Biwi Ki Soch Mian BV Apny Kamry Mein Khamosh Bethy Thy

BV Ki Soch: Kiu Ye Mujh Se Bat Nhi Kr Rhy? Kiya Ye Dosri Shadi K Bary Mein Soch Rhy Hein? Kiya Ye Kisi Aur Ko Chahty Hein? Kiya Mein Moti Ho Gai Hn?

Shohar Ki Soch: Agar Is Se Bat Ki To Kahin Paisy Hi Na Mang Le ..

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk.

After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?"

Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Wife: m not feeling well

Wife: m not feeling well..
Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking
to go for a dinner!!

Wife: I was joking dear..
Husband: Me too,
Chal uth rotti bana shabas.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhagwan Ka Signal

Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.

Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.

Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.

Bahut marte hai.Next day baap ghar aate hain,

Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??

Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)