Dost tere girl friend ka phone aya tha
Keh reahe the koi pathar se na mare meray dewane ko
Bomb ka zamana hay ura do sale ko

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 743 views

Sardar

Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

GOLU har roz maths

GOLU har roz maths teacher ko phone lagata H Tcher ki wife:Kitni bar kaha wo mar gaye h,bar-2 phone Q karte ho

GOLU: sun ke acha lagta h.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My father has not worked

Child1: My father has not worked for a day from the last five years. Child2: Why?

Child1: Because he is a night watchman.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar- Shirt ke liye kapda

Sardar- Shirt ke liye kapda dikhaiyeSalesman-plain me dikhau?Sardar- nahi, Helicopter me dikha haramkhor..Bandar ki aulad..Sardar dekha ni ki mazak shuru;)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2 Haryanvi men were searching

2 Haryanvi men were searching for their lost wife in a festival at Hissar city.

First Haryanvi: How does your wife look like?

Second Haryanvi: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair... And yours?

First Haryanvi: Forget mine, let us look for yours...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)