Teacher:"Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"?
Teacher:
"Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"?
Pathan:
"Jab Qarz Denay Wala Paise Wapis Mangay, Aur
Qarz Lene Wala HANS Day, To Usay Qarz-E-Hasna
Kehte Hen"!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 551 views
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