Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn''t
tell me where..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 765 views

Mera Dushman

Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.

Dost: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.

Khan: Wo jiski muchhein hain.

Dost: Muchhein to sub ki hain.

Khan: Wo jis k safed kapre hain.

Dost: Wo to sub ke safed hain

Khan ne gusse mein pistol nikala aur 3 aadmion ko maar kar bola.
Wo jo reh gaya hai usko hum nahi chhorega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ishq hai to izhar b hona chahiye

Ishq hai to izhar b hona chahiye

Admi ko 1din k liy bimar b hona chahiye

Yadon se keh do 1 din ki chutti de den

Aakhir ishq men ITWAR b hona chahiye.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Civil servant

Civil servant: I am unable to sleep.
Doctor: Can`t you sleep at night?
Civil Servant: I sleep very well at night. I find it
difficult to sleep at noon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pappu ko dost ne dinner pe bulaya.

Pappu ko dost ne dinner pe bulaya.
Pappu jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga
tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewqoof banaya tumko….
Pappu ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

ak student 1 baar

ak student 1 baar class meim bara sa box leke gaya. teacher- tum aj ye box leke kyon aye ho mitu. mitu- sir dimag mein nahi ghusta hai sir isliye hi box laya hun isime rakhunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)