long celebration

Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!



Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1064 views
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