Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do
Sheikh at shop: Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do
Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
Sheikh: Karna te kuch ve nai bs aiven paise uraan di adat ae…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 827 views
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