hamaari shaadi nahi ho paayegi
Boyfriend: Darling mein kal tumhaare ghar gaya
tha but lagta hai
hamaari shaadi nahi ho paayegi
Girlfriend: Oh no kyun? papa se mile they kya ?
kya boley woh.
Boyfriend: Nahi, tumhaari behan se milaa tha..
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