Haye Kitni Pyari Bacchi Hai
Ek Choti Si Pyari Bacchi Ek Dukaan Pe Gayi Aur Boli
Bacchi: “Uncle, Jab Mein Badi Ho Jaungi To Aap Apne Bete Ki Shaadi Mujhse Karoge?”
Dukaandar Muskura Ke Bade Pyar Se Bola: “Haan Beta Zarur Kar Dunga”
Bacchi: “To Uncle, Apni Hone Wali Bahu Ko Ek Dairymilk Do Na“
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