Mela laga hua tha
Mela laga hua tha. Ek akhbaar wala akhbar bech raha tha laikin bik nahi rahey they. Us ney socha key aisee zabardast khabar parhi jaey key log us ki taraf mutawajja ho jayein.
Us ney ek khaufnaak khabar ka eilaan shuru ker diya, “The dam has broken”
Meley mein bhagdar mach gyee, log sar pe paon rakh ker bhagey.
Police waley barey pareshan huey, jab unhein pata chala key hua kia hey to unhon ney loudspeaker sey eilaan kiya, “The dam has not broken”
Logon mein aur afratafi mach gyee, kyunkey un ka khayal tha key police deny ker rahee hey to khabar sach hi ho gi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 588 views
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