Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...

2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar

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