Sochta Hon
Sochta Hon Apna Mobile kisi Faqeer ke Havale kardon,
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"Faraz"
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Tere Roz Roz kE purane sMs Mujhse parhe Nai jatey....!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 976 views
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