Sochta Hon Apna Mobile kisi Faqeer ke Havale kardon,
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"Faraz"
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Tere Roz Roz kE purane sMs Mujhse parhe Nai jatey....!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 949 views

Teacher asks Girl

Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?

Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!

Teacher asks same question to a boy.

Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher:why doctors

Teacher:why doctors wear a mask when they do an operation?
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Student: For safety. If the patient dies, others can’t find out who did the operation

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Abbreviation SMS

SORRY

Oh don't be confused, SORRY means

S: Some
O: One is
R: Really
R: Remembering
Y: You

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

2 pathan jahaz pr safar kr rahe thay

2 pathan jahaz pr safar kr rahe thay.
2 ghante ki flight thi, achanak inhain intercom pr pilot ki awaaz sunai di.

Pilot: "Hum ne apna aik engine kho diya hai, magr fikr ki koi baat nahi hai. Kyun k 3 engine abhi baqi hain. Bs flight 2 k bajae 3 ghante taveel ho jae gi."

Aadhe ghante baad pilot ne phr intercom pr kaha k
"hum 1 or engine kho chuke hain, lekin fikr ki koi baat nahi. Abhi 2 baqi hain. Bs flight 1 ghanta mazeed late ho jae gi".

Is pr 1 pathan ne doosre se kaha,
"kya bakwaas ae khocha, agar am aakri 2 engine b kho diye to shayad sara din isi jahaz mai bethay rahen ge."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana,

Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana,

Aur Phone Ko Start Kiya Gaya To Scientist Ke To Hosh Ud Gaye.

Phone Screen Pe Likha Tha: “2 Missed Calls From Rajnikant“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)