Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?
Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal
Banta: That’s Nothing
Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?
Santa: Yes, I Have
Banta: My Dad Killed It
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 935 views
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