Pathan
Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..
Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.
or 2sari boli ni Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola
hum kya Pagal Hun.
Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 606 views
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"What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets."
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