Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana,

Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana,

Aur Phone Ko Start Kiya Gaya To Scientist Ke To Hosh Ud Gaye.

Phone Screen Pe Likha Tha: “2 Missed Calls From Rajnikant“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 622 views
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