Attitude: Teacher: Write An Essay On
Attitude:
Teacher: Write An Essay On
‘If I Am A Millionaire’
All Students Started Writing Except One Boy
Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?
Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 703 views
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