Movie dehkne

Santa: kahaa gayaa thaa yaar?
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Santa: kitna kharchaa huaa?
Banta: 500 Rs
Santa: itnaa huaa kya?
Banta: kya karu? uske paas itnaa hee thaa yaar

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 860 views
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