Sardars Friend: Yar Kal Meine Kitni
Baar Call Kiya, Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar: Q Uthau, 30 Rs.De K Jo
Gana Lagwaya Hai Woh Kya Tera Bap Sune..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 765 views

dost ki kabar

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur samne wale kabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.



Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthega?”
Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Paan ki dukan se paan

Do dost film dekhnay gaye rastay main pan ki dukan se paan khareed liya , aur aagey peeche beth gaye,

beech film main aagey bethay dost nai mushkil main kaha yaar peek jama hogayi hai kia karoo

peechey walai ne kaha yaar aglay ki jaib main dalday tou usne kaha n bahi is tarah touu s ko pata chal jaye ga

tou peechay walai ne kaha abhi tak tujh ko pata chala ? 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek Pathan Dost Sy

Ek Pathan Dost Sy
Yara Pehly 30 Saal Tk Humara Koi Olad
Ni Hua.,

Dost:
To Phir Tum Ny Kya Kiya.?
Pathan Phir Yara Hum Ny
Shadi Kiya To Aulad Hua.,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pessenger: Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Pessenger: Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Pathan: Muje Machis Chahiye Thi

Pessenger: Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The

Pathan: Hum Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha,

Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha, Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:"O" Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12 Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon.

Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)