Nirmal Baba Ke Saran Me Pretty Zinta

Pretty Zinta : baba meri IPL Team haar rahi hai kya karun???

Nirmal Baba: jhappiyan dete ho players ko???

Preity Zinta: han baba

Nirmal Baba: apne players ko dena band karo opposite team walo ko dena shuru karo Kripa ho jaegi

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