1 Pathan Bap Ki Death
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,
Pathan Or Bhi ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pocha, kia hua?
Pathan: Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 798 views
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Khushi is bat ki hai k kisi ki bhi nahi hai..:-)
hahaha
( ',')/
<)) bally bally
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by @irha@ (few years ago!)