khatre k nishan

Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai....
par tension ki koi baat nahi hai....
Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 579 views
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