Dentist to GOLU Apka

Dentist to GOLU Apka
daant nikalna padega
GOLU-paise lagenge?
Dentist 200

GOLU- ye lo 50 rupye
thoda sa DHEELA kr do
nikaal me khud lunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views
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