Dentist to GOLU Apka
daant nikalna padega
GOLU-paise lagenge?
Dentist 200

GOLU- ye lo 50 rupye
thoda sa DHEELA kr do
nikaal me khud lunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views

There's teachers

The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,
she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher. She's dead."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Brazer or Bunyaan

Brazer or Bunyaan mein kiya farq
hai?
Pathan:
Bunyaan mein kapra ziyada or load
kam hota hai.
Brazer mein kapra kam or load ziyada
hota hai<

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

girl friend bhi saath hai.

Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pappu Apne Dost ko

Pappu Apne Dost Golu Ko Udas Hoke Bata Raha Thha

Pappu: “ Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai Teacher Se Pyar Karna ”

Golu: “ Kyun? ”

Pappu: “ Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Diya Or Boli Handwriting Improve Karo “

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1. If I like it, it's mine.

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)