The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.


Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."


"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanks giving Day?"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 571 views

me kia bechon gaa

Santa angoor baech raha tha
1 admi bola k sary angoor tol k dedo!

Santa : nahi yar jao yahan se mai tumko sub angoor nahi baech sakta

Admi : mager keon nhi de sakte ?

Santa:ager mai sarey angoor tum ko baych dunga to pura din kiya bechunga

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)

SADR TRAIN MA APNI BERTH PY

SADR TRAIN MA APNI BERTH PY APNI WIFE K UPER LETA HUA THA'EK STATIOON PY TRAIN RUKI'

EK ADMI NY KHIRKI SY MUN ANDR KR K POCHA SARDAR G JGA HA;

SADR,PAGAL DIYA PUTRA TENU NIE DESDA BANDAY TY BANDY CHARYA JGA KITHOO HOI.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Gul khan

1 patan 12 floor pe office me betha
tha 1 admi aya or bola,Gul Khan
tmhari beti bhag gayi Ye sunte hi
pthan ne 12 floor se jump lagadi
Niche girte waqt 10th flor pr yad aya
k hmara to koi beti hi nhi,5th flor pr
yad aya k hmari to abi shadi hi ni hue
or gir kr yad aya k hmara name to GUL
KHAN hi nahe.

by Åkásh khãñ (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Ki Tang Me Gehra Cut Lag Gya
Nurse: Is Me 10 Tankey Lage'nge

Pathan : Ktna Kharcha Hoga?

Nurse:3000

Pathan:tanka Lgwana Hy

Karhai Nhi Karwani

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Records torae hain

Teacher:ap k bete ne fail hone k record s tor diaye hain.
Baag:kamina ghar bartan torta hai aur school me records

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)