Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.

Funny Husband: I know all that.

Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1143 views

Pathan ka challenge

Pathan ka challenge

Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.

Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye

Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho tum !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A phatan joined Army

A phatan joined Army A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Boy vs girl

Boy:bus aur girl aik jaisi hoti hain aik jati hai dusri aa jati hai.

Girl:boy aur autoricksha 1 jaise hote hain aik bulao 4 aa jate hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k

Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon.
Dost: Yar tumhara khyal to naik hai magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Girl: "I'm Breaking Up With You."

Girl: "I'm Breaking Up With You."

Boy: "Ok, Can I Get A Last Hug?"

*Girl Hugs Boy*

Girl: "Wait, Are You Covered In Glue?"

Boy: "Yeah.":)

by Usama (few years ago!)