Govrment Ne Ellan kiya k jiske 12 bachey Hon gy Unhy 1200,000 Diye Jain gy

Husband: Mari G/f K Pas Mera 2 Beta Hy usko bi Le aata Hun 12 ho jaein gy

... Ghar Aya To 6 Bache Nahi Thy, Pocha Kahan Hy?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Wife: Tum akely ne Ellan Suna hai kiya ? ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 905 views

Hamare Kutte Fotball khelte hai.

AMERICA: Hamare Kutte Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN : Hamare Machhi Dance Karte hai.
CHINA : Hamare Hathi Cricket Khelte hai.
INDIA : HAMARE GADHE MASSAGE PADHTE HAI.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SarDar

sirdar jee nay yaar k saath mil ker post office mean dakaa dala aur jaldi maen aik aik bag utha ker bhaag gayay. Bohat maheeno kay baad milay tou aik doosray say poochnay lagay k bag mean kiya thaa aur kia kia kiya.
pehlay nay kaha khoob paisay say maza kiya. car lee ,holidays per gaya.
tum nay kia kiya? doosra kehnay laga meray bag maen tou bill he bill thay. phir tum nay kia kiya? thora thoray ker k pay ker raha hoon.

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Can You Define Who is a Lecturer

*Teacher To Student*
"Can You Define Who is a Lecturer"?

"Student"...
A Lecturer is a Person Who Has a Bad Habit of Speaking When Someone is Sleeping.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The confused client

Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"

Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ultimate answer

Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?


Santa: Because the company shifted and didn''t tell me where..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)