bhoto ka farman
Bhutto Ka Farmaan:
Roti, Kapra Aur Makaan.
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Zardari Ka Elaan:
Goli, Kafan
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Aur
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Seedha Qabrustaan. :-)
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 544 views
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