Ik Doctor (surgeon) pehli bar

Ik Doctor (surgeon) pehli bar operation kar raha tha.

Operation complete hote hi voh apne ghutno ke bal baith gaya aur sar upar uthake bola: HEY KAALI MAA MERI PEHLI BHET SWIKAR KARO

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 629 views
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