Ik Doctor (surgeon) pehli bar
Ik Doctor (surgeon) pehli bar operation kar raha tha.
Operation complete hote hi voh apne ghutno ke bal baith gaya aur sar upar uthake bola: HEY KAALI MAA MERI PEHLI BHET SWIKAR KARO
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 802 views
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