GOLU: Tum bheek Q mangte ho

GOLU: Tum bheek Q mangte ho kuch kaam kyon
nahi karte
Bhikari: Sahab kaam to tabhi karu jab is dhandey
se fursat mille

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 511 views
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