Laloo dials a number

Laloo dials a number. A girl
receives the call.
Funny Laloo: Who r u?

Girl: Seeta here.

Funny Laloo: Maine
Patna phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil
gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 561 views
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