Sardar: Doctor help me
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 706 views
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Ques:
Why Do Sardars Have See-Through Lunch Box Lids?
Ans:
So They Can Tell
If They Are Going To Work Or Coming Home!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Beautiful Girl enter the class room..
All boys got crazy for her..
They all stand in her way,, but after her reply they all had almost died..
What she said.. ?
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Bhai sahab jagah dain..
Jhaaru lagana hai :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
99 sal ka Sardar
SWARG ki raunak aur sundar apsarao ko dekh kar bola-
Ye Ramdev baba k chakr me na para hota to 30 sal pahle hi chala ata...
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1980 girls : Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls : Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa : Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha, Aapki shakal meri biwi
se bahut milti hai
Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara
Sardar foran bola : Aadat bhi bahut milti hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father: Why have you got less marks in History Paper"
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Son: It is not my fault, they asked questions which had happened before I was born.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa Taxi Main Ja Raha Tha. Achanak Taxi Ruk Gayi.
Sardar Driver bola: Sir Taxi Aage Nahi Ja Sakti, Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya Hai.
Funny Santa: Koi Baat Nahi Taxi Vapis Ghar Ko Le Chalo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
One Sardar Jee To Other…
Aik Dafaa Main Chota Honda Saan
Tye Na Aik Darkht(Tree) Ton Dig Piya Saan.
Other One: Fair To Mar Giya K Bach Giya?
First One:
Pata Nai Main Tye Chota Jiya Honda Saan
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
New Teacher:
anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up
pappu stoodup
Teacher: R U stupid?
Pappu: “nhi, Aap akeli khari theen mujhe acha nhi lag raha tha”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Baar Main Office Mein Betha Hua Tha, Mere Boss Ka Ek Sms Aya
Oye Koi Achha Sa Joke Bhej
Maine Reply Kiya: Sir Abhi Main Kaam Kar Raha Hun, Kuch Der Baad Bhejta Hun
Boss Ka Reply Aya
Abe Kya Mast Joke Tha, Aur Bhej
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)