Sone K Liye Andhera Karna Hai

Sardar: Bhai Saheb 1 Kala
Bulb Dena!

Shopkeeper:Aap Kale Bulb Ka
Kia Karoge?

Sardar: Dopehr Mein Sone
K Liye Andhera Karna Hai

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