Sardar: Bhai Saheb 1 Kala
Bulb Dena!

Shopkeeper:Aap Kale Bulb Ka
Kia Karoge?

Sardar: Dopehr Mein Sone
K Liye Andhera Karna Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1010 views

Monkay aur danky me farq

Sir:monkey aur donkey me kia farq hai?


Teacher:agr parhne wala hans pary to monky aur na hanse to donkey

ab to phans gae ho.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Madad ka shukria

Me ne aik larki ki madad ki to us ne mujhe thank u bola me ne kaha thank u mat bolo ye lo mera number aur 3 larkion ko send karo aur unhen kahao aage 3 ,3 ku send karen

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Judge k sath be insafi

k Pagal ne Admi ko thapar mara



Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gya



Juj ne Pagal ko saza sunaie k tum 5 rupe jurmana aada kro



Pagal ne 10 rupe de ker ek thapar juj ko bhi maar dia



or



Kaha:

Dowein 5 5 kr lo mere kol khulle koi nai.

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)

Pathan

Teacher:
"Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"?
Pathan:
"Jab Qarz Denay Wala Paise Wapis Mangay, Aur Qarz Lene Wala HANS Day, To Usay Qarz-E-Hasna Kehte Hen"!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan Cricket Khail kar Aaya.

Extreme Height of Positivity:
Pathan Cricket Khail kar Aaya.
Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?
Pathan: Century Honay Mai Sirf 99 Runs Baaqi Thay
k Out ho Gaya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)