Charsi Qabristan me

Charsi Qabristan me Churs P rha tha.

Police: Kya kr rhe ho ?

Chrsi: Abu k lia Dua.

Police: Ye to Bache ki Qabr hy.

Chrsi: Abu Bachpan me hi mrgye thy.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 554 views
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