Agar apne dimag ka test karna ho toh cow ke samne jao
Agar woh door jaye toh samajh lena ke dimag mein “kuch tha nahi”.
Aur agar pass aaye toh samajh lena ke “Bhusa” hai.
:-O

by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 1083 views

Husband Picture

The husband says to his wife, "You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?"

She says, "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

He smirks and replies, "You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

She calmly replies, "Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Gujrati Kisaan

Ek Gujrati Kisaan Ghayal Halat Me
Dr K Pas Pahuncha
To Dr bola- What Happen?

Kisan- Cow's Husband Very Tagda,
Maaring Singda, In My Taangda,
So I M Langda…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik Gaon main

Aik Gaon main kisi Buzurg ki mar janey se School
Ma Chutti Ho gai

School se aatey huway bacho ne 2 aur Buzurgon
Ko dekha tu aik bacha bola

Wo Dekho 2 aur chotian aarahi hain!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ap Boht Moty Hoty Ja Rahe Hai

Bv:Ap Boht Moty Hoty Ja Rahe Hai

Husbnd:Tum Be Moti Hoti Ja Rahe Ho

Bv:Mai To Maa Banny Waly Ho

Husbnd:Ma Be To Bap Banny Wala Hu

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar apne Marriage

Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?

Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)