Pani Dal Raha Hu
Beta; Papa Ami Ke 7 Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Bap; Pani Dal Raha Hu,
Beta; Ami Ke Tanki Itni Free Hai Din Ke Nokar Rat Ke Ap Dalte Ho,,,
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