Manager ne aanewale se pocha

manager ne aanewale se poocha, "kya tumhe pata
nahin ki aagya ke bina andar aana mana hai."
aane wala, "janab, main aagya lene ke liye hi andar
aaya hoon."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 683 views
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