Santa: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?

Jasmeet: I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa: How does that help?

Jasmeet: I use your toothbrush!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 776 views

1 night bijli chali gae

1 night bijli chali gae…
SARDAR APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.

BiWI: kar di na phir sardaron wali baat… pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gun Revenge

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it.""Shut up," she says. "You’re next."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

im at the police statiion

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

kundi na karhka

Wo aaj maira naam tak bhool gayi "Faraz"
.
.
Jo kahti thi "kundi na karhka, seedha andar aa"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher:What is half of 8??

Teacher:What is half of 8??

Rajnikant:
4
...
Santa:
Depend karta hai agar horizontally aadha karo to '0'
Aur vertically kaato toh '3'.

Santa rocked.
Rajnikant shocked\=D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)