Mujrim (Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay)

Agar Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti
To Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Nasib Hota

Jallad: Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa

Mujrim:
Jab Us Ki Bat Suni Hi Nahi To Kya Bataon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 973 views

Lady : So, you want to become my son

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Naswar Ka Dukan

A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.


Pathan: Kaise?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Phatan ki aqal

Ik din ik pathan sabzi leenay gaya or woh sabzi
mandi pohncha to dekha kafi deer se sabziwala sabzi
ko pani laga raha hai akhir tang aaker us ne sabzi
walay see kaha jub yah timtor hosh main ajayeen to
2 kilo tol dena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Girls college k bahar blast ke baad

Girls college k bahar blast ke baad Geo Reporter, Zakhmi LARKI Se:

jab BOMB gira’ to kya Wo 1 dum se Phhata?

Zakhmi LARKI

(Ghussay Se) :

Gee Nahi

Wo Reengta

howa Meray Qareeb Aaya’

Or,

Nihayat Adab Se

Pyaar Se

Or,

Sharma kr

Bola

Baji !!! THAAA !!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Apka No.

Sardar interview dene geya.
Q:ap kitne behan bhai hai ?
Sardar:Ham 9 behan bhai hai

Q:un men apka number konsa hai?
...
Sardar :telenor ka.;-)

by Kashif (few years ago!)