Kya Chahiye Kisi Ko Aisi Girlfriend

Ek Ladke Ne Collge Mein Ek Ladki Ko Offer Maara.
Badle Mein Ladki Ne Us Se Puchha
“Hamesha Meri Baat Manoge,
Mujhe Kabi Kuch Nahi Kahoge,
Touch Bhi Nahi Karoge,
Kiss Bhi Nahi Karoge.”
Boyfriend: “Behen Tu Ghar Ja, Tere Mummy Papa
Chinta Kar Rahe Honge.“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 804 views
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Urdu ke liye 1 dabayye, English ke liye 2 dabayye.
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Saala ye to Hindi bolne wale ke sath nainsafi hai..:P:P

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Baby ki birthday

Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party
arrange kr li,
Kisi ne pucha:
6 month k baby ka brthday kese?
Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte h

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Blood Test

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?

1st Child: I came here for a blood test.

2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying profusely.

The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?

2nd Child: I came for a urine test

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
English Class

English Class-

Kid: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night

Madam (Correcting): No Beta,
I Slept With Dad Last Night

Kid: Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hongi :D :p

G.nyt

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
This wife is too jealous

This wife is too jealous

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn`t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you`re cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn`t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She`s not only bald, but she`s too cheap to buy any perfume!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
on wedding night

-On Wedding Night-
Husband to Wife:
Sb sy pyar sy rhna,
Sb ki Respect krna,
Mery parents ki care krna,
Hamesha Sach bolna,
Dusron ki madad krna,
Baron ka Ehtram
OR
Choton sy pyar Krna!
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Wife bad sy Uthi
OR
Room Ka Darwaza khol kr
Boli:

Sb Andar A jayn,
yahan Dars ho rha hy…

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Pather Uthaiyay Qismat Azma-aye

aik admi nay sadak pay aik pathar pay likha huwa dekha ?
Pather Uthaiyay Qismat Azma-aye.
Us nay pathar uthaya tu dusri taraf likha huwa tha ?
kesi dusray Bewa-Qoof k liayy Rakh dain

by shahzad (few years ago!)
Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho

Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho
Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han
Boy : Kitne Aye Han
Girl: Sirf 90
Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf Kro
Ennye Numbran Vich Te 3 Munddaye
Pass ho Jande Ne

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Dukandar after much thinking

Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:

Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye

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Dukandar after much thinking
"Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Thailand or Switzerland

Boyfrnd rushes home: pack ur bag honey,I have won Rs10 crores in a lottery..

GF: Wow!Thailand or Switzerland?

BF:Who Cares? U just pack ur bag & GET LOST..:D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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