Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 603 views

Hum kia karen.

Ranjha ne bansri bajai heer daur k aai,

majnu ne been bajai laila bhag k aai

aur hum ne seeti bajai wo apne abu ko le aai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Biologist experiment

There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!". The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 4 legs - jumps 2 feet'.

Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment. "Jump frog jump!" he says. The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet. So he writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 3 legs - jumps 1.5 feet'.

He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot. He writes in his book: 'Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot'.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Angry Boss: Tumne kabhi ullu

Angry Boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai..
Executive (Sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir..
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho, meri taraf dekho.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dil to bohat karta hai

Chotoo, Motoo se: teri dukan pe mitthai rkhi hai tera dil isko khane ko nhi krta.

Motoo: Yar krta to bohat hai par papa marenge isliye chaat kar rakh deta hu:-p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Molvi to Zardari

Molvi to Zardari :

“Buray Kaam Chorh Do Warna ALLAH Ka Azaab Ayega”

Zardari :

“Buray Kaam To Parvez Musharaf Kar Gaya

Mein To ALLAH Ka Azaab Hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)