Dozakh mein log
Dozakh mein bohat sary log masti kar rahy thy
Kisi ne pucha ye kon hyn jo yahan bhi aish kar rahy hein,
Frishty: LAHORI hain kambakhat kahin bhi adjust ho jaty hain……:-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 848 views
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A Funny Test
Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...
1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.
2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.
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santa- tum meri shadi me aoge na?
banta- main un logo me se
nahi jo musibat ke samay dost ko
akela chhod de
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Ghaber: yeh hath mujko ko de dy thakur
Thakur: le ly saly mera b ly jai ka b ly veru ka b ly basnti ka b lu immam shb ka b ly pury gao ka le ly
Ghaber sory yar tu to emotional hi ho gya hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)