Sardar Police Station
Sardar Police-Station Aya R Bola:
Mujhe Arest Krlo Mene Apni BV K Sr Pe Dnda Mara Hy,
Police: Wo Mar Gai Kia?
Sardar: Nhi Wo To Bach Gai,
Hun Meri Khair Nai.:-P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 722 views
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