Ek Mental Hospital Mein Saare Pagal Ro Rahe The.

Ek Mental Hospital Mein Saare Pagal Ro Rahe The.
Ek Pagal Chup-Chap So Raha Tha.
Doctor Ne Puchha: “Tum Kyun Shanti Se Soye Ho?”
Pagal: “Main Mar Chuka Hoon, Isliye To Sab Ro
Rahe Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 956 views
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