Aaj ki larki

Aaj ki larki..

grl-mera mobile phone jyada tym
meri mom k paas rehta h

boy-agar hum pakde gye toh..?
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grl-nhi pakad mai aayenge
kyuki mene tumara no. Battry Low

k naam se save kr rakha h..
jab v call aata h mummy phone
charge pe rakhkr chali jaati h..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 765 views
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