Rikshewala

Rikshewala: Bus Stop k 20 rs.

Santa: Saman b sath me hai.

Riskhewala:- Saman Free hai.

Santa:- Okay saman le chal maine padal aata hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 659 views
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