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Dozakh mein bohat sary log masti kar rahy thy
Kisi ne pucha ye kon hyn jo yahan bhi aish kar rahy hein,
Frishty: LAHORI hain kambakhat kahin bhi adjust ho jaty hain…
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1131 views
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English To Urdu
Dictionary :
Xcuse Me =
Sun Chutiye ,
Stupid =
Abe Gando ,
Get Out =
Nikal Bhosri K ,
I M In Problem =
Yaar Loray Lag Gaye ,
I Am Scared =
Gaand Phati Hoi Hai Yaar ,
Where Ar You =
Abbey Kahan Maa Chuda Raha Hai ,
Would U Like To Have This =
Lega Loru ?
Not Possible
Chal Bhosri Ke !
( Urri. Baba )
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