Plz Naha Lo Yaar

Mujh Se Koi Ghalti Ho Gai He Kia?

Pichhle Ek Mahiney Se Mujhe Ignor Ker Rahe Ho, Plz Aisa Mat Karo

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Tumhara Piyara

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“SAABUN”..:-)

Plz Naha Lo Yaar ! Sardi Kam Nahi Ho Gi..:-p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1008 views
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