Plz Naha Lo Yaar
Mujh Se Koi Ghalti Ho Gai He Kia?
Pichhle Ek Mahiney Se Mujhe Ignor Ker Rahe Ho, Plz Aisa Mat Karo
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Tumhara Piyara
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“SAABUN”..:-)
Plz Naha Lo Yaar ! Sardi Kam Nahi Ho Gi..:-p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1044 views
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