Murghi k neik bachay
aik murghi ne 5 anday(eggs) diye or dua mangi kay bachay naik niklen
kuch dino baad bachay niklay
.
pehla namaz parhta hoa..
doosra tasbeeh parhta hoa.
teesra wuzoo krta hoa.
chotha naat parhta hoa.
panchva nai nikla to murghi pareshan ho gai...aur dua karnay lagi to anday se awaz ai ami main aitkaf main betha hua hoon.
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