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"Its Tougher To Control A Wife, Than A Country" !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1058 views
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Sample the whisky to check for quality.

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Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

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Friend: aur ab???

Santa: kha hi jaanda te changa c

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