Teacher: 2 mein sai 2
Teacher: 2 mein sai 2 minus karo kya bachai gaa
pathan ka beta : mujhe ye sawal samaj nhi aaya
teacher: agar tumhare pass 2 rotia hai aur tum 2 kha gai to kya bache gaa
pathan ka beta: salan
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 851 views
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