Ek sardar subah subah jogging karne
Ek sardar subah subah jogging karne ke liye nikla apne kutte ke sath.
Rudra: Oye yeh subah subah gadhe ke saath kaha jaa rahe ho?
Sardar: Oye yeh gadha nahi kutta hai.
Rudra: Oye main kutte se hi pochh raha hoon
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